Zombies, the making of

Many wonder how zombies come to be. Its no mystery that there are several different types, from voodoo zombies who are not really the undead but just very heavily drugged to alien worms that burrow into the minds of people and take over their bodies.

Today I want to discuses the making of zombies from a point of view not used very often.

Much like resident evil the zombies made in the games/movies are infected by the G-virus. Its a man made weapon that went horribly wrong.

Modern day zombies however come from something similar yet it was not man made, and it possibly predates mankind altogether. A simple virus that was concocted in the proverbial primordial soup. Unable to attack its single cell cousins it went dormant for the day that it might be found by a being it would be able to infect.

Sources tell me that in the oldest lands this virus lies in wait. And in the worst possibly location no less! China, up in the rural farmlands away from technology the virus will infect its first victim.

And believe you me, up in the rural foothills of China the locals are gonna have no idea what to do... cause they don't have access to this blog! Much like they don't have access to Big Macs and Whoopers...

One person would be able to infect millions in rural China before the threat was noticed. Soon people working in factories would suddenly die after being sick, and then arise to bite someone else or die in a stream used for drinking water or worse, end up in Mrs. Lovett's Meat Pies...

It wouldn't take long for infection to spread world wide as people flee the country in search of help, bringing with them the hurt and infected. Soon borders will close and trading on Wall Street will stop (oh noes the stocks!)!

Being bitten or having a open wound come in contact with fluid from a zombies body would make the spread easy. That and the undead are not easily harmed. Destroying the brain would be the only way for terminate a threat and not knowing this (for the public has not headed the words of me or Max Brooks.) we would be doomed!

However thanks to new efforts in zombie awareness we will one day be prepared for the inevitable attack or whatever zombie gets thrown at us! Unless they are crimson heads... those bastards are fast!