Mobile blog: Raiding and Looting part 1

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Its important to rememeber that at the end of the world it will be prime time to loot and pilage. While friends and family cower in their homes or shelters its up to you to feed, cloth and secure the weak-willed.

First on the docket should be hardware store. Bring some kinda weapon. Most people will flock to a super market or wal-mart. Not you. You need hammers, nails, saws, lazer pointers, bags of cement mix. Load up and move on to build you fortress!

Next will be water! I don't care if you get it from a pond, sink, bottle or clouds. You need water to live. And you can always boil water unless you have no idea how to start a fire (more on that later). So put out some tarps and buckets and start collecting that precious life source. Or steal it. Also fill up your tub like you did back in Y2K.

Food! Food is good cause it keeps you alive long enough to be eaten by zombies or killed by looters, unless your the looter doing the killing. Stores, restaurants. Get anything that wont spoil, cans, packaged goods. Load up and keep stuff in a dry place to keep it from molding. If you live in a cold climate and have a way to keep food cold then do so!

Also if you found this post because you are raiding and looking for loot on WoW sorry cause WoW wont be up when the zombies take over... or will it.

Hunkering Down

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I do like how this picture is on a website about
business design

So yesterday I started going into hiding. Its kinda hard when you have a job and kids and family and stuff like that so basically I just found a fake beard at the Bi-Lo in one of those prize ball machines and I've been wearing that. 

My boss does not approve but I have had great success selling products to other men with beards.

Speaking of beards lets talk about zombies. Have you ever seen a zombie with a beard? I can't say that I have. And I'm not talking bout Zombie Jesus or Zombie Ab Lincoln or Rob Zombie I mean a zombie in a movie or real life. Just saying, not many bearded zombies running around.

Topic of the day is going to be: Hunkering Down. During a zombie outbreak one might think it is time to leave but depending on your situation staying home may be a good idea. You are already familiar with the layout of your house, you probably have some food stocked up and yes that 5 year old can of chicken soup  is going to have to be opened if you want to live. You have weapons... chairs, butcher knifes, 500 lb TV, you name it it can be a weapon.

You will also be familiar with the local area, where schools are, grocery stores, gas stations. Also if you stay and others flee then get to looting! Your neighbor might not like the fact that you kicked in their door and broke their great-grandmothers end tables for fire wood now but when they come back and you have turned the neighborhood into a zombie free zone they will worship you like a God.

So Hunker Down and fight it out cause being on the movie sucks, cause your gonna run out of gas and food and be out in the middle of nowhere and get eaten by zombies or radioactive ants.

Rapture Part 3...

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Does that look like a zombie?
No it looks like BBQ sauce!

Ok, apparently no one wanted to let me know we did not have a rapture Saturday. I have been killing "zombies" left and right and it just turns out its the homeless population that I have been thinning and not the zombie Apocalypse.

The local newspaper has even been reporting on someone slaughtering the local homeless community. In a twist no one is pressing charges, cause screw homeless people.

Also rapture wont be happening to October now. But at least I have some practice in. I mean if I can kill a fully able homeless man then I can take out a half rotten corpse.

Keep posted on my progress. I need to lay low for a while.

May 23rd: Part 2

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This is a shot I got while I was taking my kid to dance class today. Amazing how the world has ending and I get to take my 4 year old to dance class... 

Anyway. This happy fellow was out near Harold Ave. Got the shot right before he tried to maul me. I'll admit that while Kayla (daughter) was in dance class I went outside and did some clearing up for the other parents. Fortunately when I went to Spain back in 04 I get this sweet Toledo steel sword. Its not shard tho but it was great for bashing skulls and knocking down the baby zombies.

That's right baby zombies. Straight out of Dead Space. Well not really, they are just little kid zombies. I'm not afraid to shoot a baby, long as its a zombie. 

So cleaning up around the dance studio was fun and all but I also had to scavenge... Unfortunately people still work at Wal-Mart so I was forced to buy stuff, heck my debit card even worked. If it wasn't for the zombies walking around in the sporting goods section I would think I have just been killing people who are severely dehydrated.

May 23rd. Two days since the rapture.

Oh everyone said it would never happen. But who is laughing now? Saturday at 6pm EST (cause God works on Eastern time) the rapture happened.

In my town alone half the people just up and poofed away. Well their souls did. They left their bodys behind to kill the rest of us!

Needless to say it was kinda hard to make that first kill. These zombies are still so fresh you can't tell em apart from the rest of us. Well most of em are wearing sweater vests and have haircuts from the 1940's.

So far my family has gotten by on our current food supply. We just got two weeks of food and we haven't lost power yet so we get to keep our perishables for a bit longer.

Well I gotta get some sleep. Will have to go out scrounging for supplies in this post rapture world with the christian zombies trying to eat the rest of us left...

Comic Review : The Walking Dead

So I feel like I'm way behind on this one. I started reading the comic way over a year ago when I first saw it on Image comics website. I did not get my first one till September. I'm on volume 4 so far and I think it is a great read.

The one part about the inevitable zombie appocolips is that you will have to deal with other people and survival ontop of the zombie hoards that is constantly stalking you. This comic really gets into that part. Dealing with food, water, shelter and other people be them friend or foe. I give the comic a 10 out of 10 for capturing the end of the world in print!

If you havent picked it up or read it click the link and you can read the first one for free at Image comics.

I'm still alive

Just wanted everyone to know I'm still alive. Been working two jobs and bought a home in another town so I had to move again! Anyway... Going to start reviewing movies/games/books again and getting back into fortifying my home/vehicles!