Types of Zombies

So I have been away for a while, been doing some research... or just being to lazy to post.

I would like to bring to everyone's attention that dire need for information about zombies. Should real life zombies attack today we would all be doomed for lack of information, The zombie survival guide addresses some information but not all of it! For that we need to look into what we, as people have made up about zombies!

Movie Zombies!!!

Movie zombies very from film to film. In early movies zombies where blue corpses who rolled a 1 in the move department and failed all their motor skills at a early age. These zombies could be pushed out of the way and outrun without a single care in the world. God please send these zombies should there be a need for zombies to attack the human race.

Other movie zombies have proven to be horribly gifted with super human powers. Such as the ability to run non stop forever or climb walls or jump great distances, shit some of them even have claws!

Comic Zombies!!!

Originally zombies in comics where reserved for the original zombies come back from the dead out of grave yards who ate brains and walked slow as hell. Now its a different story, with the addition the Marval Zombies, Zombie Bruce Lee and Presidential zombies (web comics) like Zombie Lincoln, Zombie JFK and Zombie Nixon we are in for a world of hurt!

Super hero zombies is just to much. I mean dammit the hulk should not be a zombie! its not fair!

Game Zombies!!

Games have taken it about as far as it goes. The RE games made zombie dogs my least favorite zombie, next to Left 4 Dead's Tanks and Witches. I mean that's just wrong, If the world becomes infected by RE type zombies I am throwing in the towel. Tho I will give it a fighting chance with the Left 4 Dead type zombies, as long as I get a shotgun and unlimited ammo.