May 23, 2011

May 23rd. Two days since the rapture.

Oh everyone said it would never happen. But who is laughing now? Saturday at 6pm EST (cause God works on Eastern time) the rapture happened.

In my town alone half the people just up and poofed away. Well their souls did. They left their bodys behind to kill the rest of us!

Needless to say it was kinda hard to make that first kill. These zombies are still so fresh you can't tell em apart from the rest of us. Well most of em are wearing sweater vests and have haircuts from the 1940's.

So far my family has gotten by on our current food supply. We just got two weeks of food and we haven't lost power yet so we get to keep our perishables for a bit longer.

Well I gotta get some sleep. Will have to go out scrounging for supplies in this post rapture world with the christian zombies trying to eat the rest of us left...

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