Hunkering Down

Source: strategicbusinessdesigner.com
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business design

So yesterday I started going into hiding. Its kinda hard when you have a job and kids and family and stuff like that so basically I just found a fake beard at the Bi-Lo in one of those prize ball machines and I've been wearing that. 

My boss does not approve but I have had great success selling products to other men with beards.

Speaking of beards lets talk about zombies. Have you ever seen a zombie with a beard? I can't say that I have. And I'm not talking bout Zombie Jesus or Zombie Ab Lincoln or Rob Zombie I mean a zombie in a movie or real life. Just saying, not many bearded zombies running around.

Topic of the day is going to be: Hunkering Down. During a zombie outbreak one might think it is time to leave but depending on your situation staying home may be a good idea. You are already familiar with the layout of your house, you probably have some food stocked up and yes that 5 year old can of chicken soup  is going to have to be opened if you want to live. You have weapons... chairs, butcher knifes, 500 lb TV, you name it it can be a weapon.

You will also be familiar with the local area, where schools are, grocery stores, gas stations. Also if you stay and others flee then get to looting! Your neighbor might not like the fact that you kicked in their door and broke their great-grandmothers end tables for fire wood now but when they come back and you have turned the neighborhood into a zombie free zone they will worship you like a God.

So Hunker Down and fight it out cause being on the move sucks, cause your gonna run out of gas and food and be out in the middle of nowhere and get eaten by zombies or radioactive ants.