Rapture Part 3...

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Does that look like a zombie?
No it looks like BBQ sauce!

Ok, apparently no one wanted to let me know we did not have a rapture Saturday. I have been killing "zombies" left and right and it just turns out its the homeless population that I have been thinning and not the zombie Apocalypse.

The local newspaper has even been reporting on someone slaughtering the local homeless community. In a twist no one is pressing charges, cause screw homeless people.

Also rapture wont be happening to October now. But at least I have some practice in. I mean if I can kill a fully able homeless man then I can take out a half rotten corpse.

Keep posted on my progress. I need to lay low for a while.